(this is the original reply... before it was edited for the website I write for)

Dear Misty: My boyfriend just got a new job that will be taking him out of town for work quite a bit. We are past the honeymoon stage, but we are very much in love and are still smitten with each other. How do you feel about phone sex? Should I do it? Ive never done it before. What are your suggestions? How can I please him over the phone? Please Help. ~Sexxy Caller.

Dear Intimate Caller: Honey YES! Pull out your vibrator / dildo (if you don't have one yet... get one the same size or a bit smaller than your boyfriends) that way you can please yourself as you please your man. There is nothing wrong with masturbation and there is nothing wrong with phone sex. Not to mention, if your boyfriend is on the phone with you on a sexxy time phone call, then he is not downstairs in the lobby or at the bar trying to find unneeded attention from strangers. Here are some great phone sex tips for beginners. First start by telling him what you want to do, but say it as if you are actually doing it to him. "Im taking your shirt off right now" Say it in present tense, and say it a little dirty and erotic with very descriptive words like "Swollen," "Huge," and "Massive." Moan a lot and ask for feedback, "ummm yeah... do you like that.... do you want more?" Being you already know each other intimately this should be very easy for you. If you are nervous just do audibly what you have already done for real in the past. By now you should know what your partner likes, and don't be afraid to try new things. He may ask you to do something on the phone you didn't know he wanted to try in real life... Encourage this, that way He has something to look forward to when he gets back home to you. ~Have fun and enjoy yourself ~ Misty